yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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