but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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