He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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