Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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