I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's official drugs can't kill me
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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