Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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