whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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