whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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