In the future we'll all be gay
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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