I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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