Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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