i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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