I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
