best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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