It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize