on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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