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(586): View more from Michigan

Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning

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(802): View more from Vermont

i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke

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(260): View more from Indiana

How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.

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(727): View more from Florida

Semen is not good for contacts.

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(716): View more from New York

She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy

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