Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.

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(863): View more from Florida

During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?

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(212): View more from New York

The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag

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(216): View more from Ohio

It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.

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(219): View more from Indiana

N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.

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(540): View more from Virginia

All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way

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(574): View more from Indiana

Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.

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