Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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