i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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