At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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