Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
They are going to name an STD after you.
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