buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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