gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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