you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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