I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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