is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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