Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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