So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Terrible idea I love it
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Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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