With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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