It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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