S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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