We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I am available for nakedness
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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