you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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