Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
