I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize