Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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