Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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