I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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