fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
