I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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