YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
