Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I came so hard my ears popped.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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