Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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