I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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