I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
