Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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