Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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