Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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