I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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