So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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