i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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