I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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