i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's not a walk of shame if you run
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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