How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Do vagina's smell?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
