physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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