You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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