Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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