Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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